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A man walks into a pub and his eye is immediately drawn to an attractive young lady at the bar on her own.  You know the sort.  Look up the word 'hot' in the dictionary; and there she is, perfectly described.  Pretty face.  Tits.  Ass.  Legs long enough to reach the ground. The usual. 
Anyway.  After a couple of drinks he decides to offer her a drink and make small talk.  She graciously accepts his kind offer.

"What's your name?" he asks her.
"Carmen", she replies.
"That's a nice name.  Did your parents name you that?"
"Neither.  I changed my name when I was 18 by deedpoll from Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asks.
"Well," she explains, "I like my men and I like my cars, so that is how I got my name.  What's your name?" she asks.
"Beerpussy," the man replies.


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Dixon Koontz
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LyleDoucetteArt Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
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Jett5N Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer

thanks for adding my photograph 'Diana' to your collection
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SoraPilzi Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014   Artisan Crafter
Thank you so much for the watch! =^o^=
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AbalamAnderson Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I've just sent you a Llama because I'm awesome! Hehe..
Enjoy my gratitude!
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DC-Photo Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for fav :)
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KurtKrueger Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Photographer
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Beldanndy Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Student
Thanks for the watch^^
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erosarts Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
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digitalgil Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+devwatch:!  Much appreciated!  Here's a :llama:!
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Jett5N Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
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DCPiz Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanx for the watch
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Macaso Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav and watch! :)
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Spencey Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
Thanks for the watch.  Hope you enjoy! :)
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ZuzuTurkova Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the WATCH! :) I really appreciate it!
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Hi! Thanks for the fav! :)…
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Skipper-doodle1 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for the fav and the watch! 
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Lodchen-Photography Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Photographer
Hey, thanks for the :+devwatch: :)
I appreciate it^^
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