A man walks into a pub and his eye is immediately drawn to an attractive young lady at the bar on her own. You know the sort. Look up the word 'hot' in the dictionary; and there she is, perfectly described. Pretty face. Tits. Ass. Legs long enough to reach the ground. The usual.
Anyway. After a couple of drinks he decides to offer her a drink and make small talk. She graciously accepts his kind offer.
"What's your name?" he asks her.
"Carmen", she replies.
"That's a nice name. Did your parents name you that?"
"Neither. I changed my name when I was 18 by deedpoll from Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asks.
"Well," she explains, "I like my men and I like my cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?" she asks.
"Beerpussy," the man replies.