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Conclusion: Yup! It's still shit.

Tip: When you release something; make sure it fixes old issues and doesn't create new problems.

Lets take an example: lets call the hypothetical widget, 'Activity'. 
Lets make it show everything you've ever done here. Ever.
Why? Not a broke-dicked-dog clue!  But of course, simply because they can...

    Hey, we can even tell folk, we just did something, "Hey folks.  I just did something...
But honestly.  I don't give a flying fuck when you last went for a poo.
Not. Really. That. Interested. MothaFuckas.
That's the purpose of the "Watch" function, the "Comment" function, and the "Journal" function.  I like them.  Alot.  It allows me to see art that I am interested in + comment + delete other peoples journals without bothering to read a word they've written.

Imagine how selling the 'Activity module' concept went down at the office meeting:

"I know guys.  I've got a really great idea.  Let's only allow users to choose between 'On' or 'Off'.  It'll be brilliant!"  That's right.  No control over content. What-so-fucking-ever.  Genius! 

Here are my scores from 0-5 re. the 'Activity' module where 0 results in the admins and persons responsible being taken out into the back of the car park and being dispatched via a shovel to the back of the head and 5 equals a pat on the back and maybe a piece of cake.  If there's any left.
Functionality preferences: Zero. 
Useability: Zero. 
Likeability: Zero. 
Usefulness: Zero.
Purpose: Zero.

Based on my own limited research, I should therefore undertake the following with immediate effect.
Action Required: select, 'Off'.

Question: Who thinks up, then implements, this shit on the unsuspecting masses without first asking the 'users' what it is they actually want.  You know.  The ability to conduct 'useful' research to better improve the product so that it may be more 'useful' and 'accessible' to the masses?

Lets take an example: lets call them hypothetically, "Galleries".
Previously, I could get back to my 'Gallery' through the 'deviantart' drop down menu on the top left.  Didn't particularly like this either *see P.S. below*.  But...
Now. I. Can't.
- Doesn't appear to exist on my Profile link on the top left either. 

Question: Other than typing the actual gallery address in the web address, or returning to my home page, how the broke-dicked-dog-holy-fuck am I supposed to get back to this function?
Answer: Now I have to select my Profile.  Wait for it to load.  Select 'Gallery' tab.  Wait for it to load. Oh. We are there. 
Conclusion: Why do it in one step, when you can *now* do it in two? It's evolution. Man.

P.S. I hated this shitty drop down menu as well!  I mean, come on, why split these functions from your Profile drop down? - totally counter intuitive!  Give me one drop down menu that enables me to access all my shit ('Profile', 'Gallery', 'Prints', 'Favourites', 'Journal') at the same time.  Come on.  There are only five functions!  Put all the other dA related shite on another drop down.  How fucking hard can it be?

Question: How come morons, mongs and retards get to rule the fucking planet with their backwards, illogical, messed-up, plain wrong-headed, macrobiotic-clover-loving, fucked-up shit?
Action Required: select, 'Boot'.  Proceed to kick web developers, beta-testers and 'Management' in the ass. 
Length of time specified:  For. A. Very. Long. Time.

Requested Action by others: sign the petition to make dA change it back! ocguardians.deviantart.com/ kindly supplied by tman300

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Dixon Koontz
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Favourite genre of music: tub thumpin morris dancin. Preferably roled into one fat, gigantic shit-bucket of gargled mess. Some tunage I discovered whilst wondering through the youtube video wilderness without food or water for the past 7 days: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VzDlM…
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:iconthesaintofpain:
TheSaintofpain Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the faves.
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woodcarve Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the watch
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Jett5N Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
hi

thanks for adding my photo 'jeans' to your collection
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blinded-dinosaur Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for agreeing to post some of your artwork in :iconbombshellsandcuties:!!  And you have a very nice gallery.  You are welcome to join the group as contributor, if you like, but you don't have to if you're not interested.  :)

If you're interested in being a contributor, please take a moment to take a look at the rules on the homepage.  95% of your work fits the spirit of the group anyway.  :)
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tramusser Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
I can't believe I hadn't discovered your art before!

It's just great Clap 
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DaveLukas Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi, thank you for the fav
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NEINNEINNEIN Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for watching!

best regards,

max
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YoBroD Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for da watch! :)
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Lucy-Dark-Dreams Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Professional Photographer
thanks you very much for comment and wath :heart: :kiss:
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EdenTomorrow Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
OUCH! He has a brush in his willy
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LegsEmporium Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
THANKS for the Watch!!  I hope not to disappoint!
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dazza1008 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
Welcome to Dreddheads, Citizen. Dredd smile by QUELLER-UA

:bulletred: Introduce yourself here
:bulletred: A lot of Dredd art is in our faves
:bulletred: Please follow us also on Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr!
:bulletred: Since many praise the movie Dredd (2012) as a faithful adaptation and awesome movie, please make sure to sign the official petition if you'd like a sequel.

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LyleDoucetteArt Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for watching!
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logicfun Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
Thanks for the watch
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Jett5N Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
hello

thanks for adding my photograph 'Diana' to your collection
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SoraPilzi Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014   Artisan Crafter
Thank you so much for the watch! =^o^=
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AbalamAnderson Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I've just sent you a Llama because I'm awesome! Hehe..
Enjoy my gratitude!
Wolf Uhh 
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DC-Photo Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for fav :)
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KurtKrueger Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thanks for the comment!  

Don't forget to check out my other sites!

This is me:

deviantART: www.kurtkrueger.deviantart.com  (This is my largest - and most diverse - online portfolio)

tumblr: kurtkrueger.tumblr.com/archive  

ModelMayhem: www.modelmayhem.com/606223 (3 ports there.  Just follow the links under my name.)

Facebook: www.facebook.com/kurt.krueger.…

My Bookstore:

"LIPS"   www.blurb.com/b/3767749-lips  (I'm currently working on Volume 2 of this.)

... and something from my deep past: "The Face Of Hollywood"   www.blurb.com/b/3812833-the-fa…

Thanks - and see you on deviantART and tumblr!

~ Kurt
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Beldanndy Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Student
Thanks for the watch^^
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erosarts Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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SAN666 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
THANKS FOR THE FAV .....
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digitalgil Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+devwatch:!  Much appreciated!  Here's a :llama:!
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Cyberfoxbat Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thanks for the +fav 

The wall by Cyberfoxbat  
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Jett5N Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
hi
thanks for the watch
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